A KANO LINGUIST RANTS ABOUT NIGERIA

I am an introvert personality. I am not someone with a leaking vocal coordination that is going about spewing banal articulations. When I see something stupid I immediately unsee because my intelligent is far above stupidities and passion. I cannot be seeing myself dancing to every wind and caprices. I am the dogonyaro tree that withstand every airforce.

Before I continuous, I must give spoiler alert. I am a grammatical ability and sometimes my words only dictionary can carry it especially when I am vexed. Beer with me because I cannot bring it to your level, just look at somebody who is linguistically violent to be interpretation my vocabulary conundrum. Ah ha!

I have confessed to my introvert naturalism but I have come to decide to speak out. The issues in the national tea cup has entered a dangerous atmosphere. In lay man’s terminus, we are under suffering. No electricity, no fuel, no job, no money, no anything.

Why is this happens under change? This is not what we bargains for during campaign. When Buhari he comes and jingle campaign promises like traffic jam. The promises he have denied them. Because the promise is APC promised not his personally. But people voted because of this billboard of five thousand to unemployed, of two million jobs of school children feedback. Now all of them denied or detained.

The only promise attained is fighting corruption. But this is absolute propaganda. Because not single naira enter our economy. You are fighting corruption but you are borrowing made in China money. This is inconsequential intangibility. For my opinionated wisdom, corruption is when somebody enter NNPC filling station and buy fuel 400 naira.

We are tired. Stop blaming Fashola or Kachikwu. I did not casting one vote for Fashola nor Kachikwu. I cast you my vote, remember Kano cast you 1.9 million voteΒ  So don’t insult our excess sense organs. And nobody to tell me nonsense of exercise patience. One year is not one week. You cannot hold one year wastage and expect to successfully incarnate your destination. Is first year suffering constitutional? Is go slow government the cultural manifest? Then why the bastardisation of the masses? Because the rich are getting richer while the poor are trekking and sipping garri without no sugar.

Some people are stupid to be saying we better to buy fuel 400 naira than blood shedding all the time. But is it a crime for us to have everything that every normal country have. Look at Niger Republic we give them independence but they have peace, fuel and light. But some people want peace in exchange for cutthroat economy. Some people must go back to school.

That is one. On the issue of Fulani frequency fighting all over Nigeria is something that must be put to a stoppage. I enter Facebook somebody he posted the fear of Fulani headsmen is the beginning of wisdom. I feel bad about that testament. My mother is Fulani even you the president is Fulani so you must ensure that peaceful coexistence thrift among all and asunder. People that kill castles and people that kill somebody must be bought to book. Otherwise Nigeria will fall apart and men anarchy will be loosed upon the society.

On the aspect of your frequency traveling in the overseas is not good. Because money is burning in the jet because it’s not swimming you use to travel or inside horseback. It’s kerosene you put in your jet and meandering in the wilderness of somewhere. Obasanjo when he presiding this country partitioned more than 70 countries but Nigeria he worst after Obasanjo come down. It is not traveling, traveling, traveling. Sometimes you put credit in your waya and call Japan or you send your deputy or a minister.

That remembrance me of your deputy come to Kano and people are abusing him shouting “bamuso, bamayi” and some people carry sign board with the subscription “no food, no fuel, no money”. Somebody even throw something stronger than aya. This is just the tip of the ice bank of frustration. If it happenstance in Enugu or Port Harcourt they will say 5% noise but if we Kanawa complain then it is really a hopelessly situation. This is the typing on the wall for this administration. Sit up.

On the issue of Boko Haram you have tried your common best to uproot the enigma of their barbarism. But some people can never accepting the defeatism of Boko Haram because of Chibok girls. Until they return all the Chibok hostages. And we’re hearing one girl see in CameroonΒ  one girl carrying suicide cartridges. Too much confusion. I secretly suggestions you secretly negotiations with Boko Haram to release as much girls as possible. But inside public looks you bone your face marrow and threaten the use of forceful that is how American CIA using tactics, they bone but they go behind the curtain and pay top dollars. Because no amount of forcing and intelligent gathering will rescue all the girls, it is something for the sensing organs to manoeuvre and decipher. I am a bloody civilians but that does not mean I cannot give you military tactics and nuances. A world is enough for a wise.

In a final note I must quantify this with a quotation mark. In the world of Chris Rock “No normal, decent person is one thing”. Buhari must not becoming one thing, just pursuing corruption. Because what we poor masses need is food by the table, light on our bulb and fuel inside our Keke.
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Just for fun you should try commenting in this King’s Grammar, if you can.

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16 thoughts on “A KANO LINGUIST RANTS ABOUT NIGERIA

  1. justapollion

    Kingsley for someone that reads this blog to improve on My English speaking and writing you have killed me. I will just be going about today “spoking” igbo because you have killed my muse.

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  2. justapollion

    You have killed me. Chai. Someone like me that reads this blog to improve my English speaking and Writing. Chai. What’s the way forward now. Chai. If the foundations be destroyed what can the righteous do. Chai I think I’d stop here. I have lost my muse. I will report you to the English department of ABU zaria and they will revoke your certificate. Attah boy

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    • HARD VOICES

      Someone is making a majority mistake here. One, I caring no single instance for the righteous nor his foundation nor his roofing sheets. And I caring never even for English Department ABU. Nor for your hiki haka muse. Who muse don epp? Can you get contract with muse?
      Who BA English don epp?
      Let ABU carry their wahala. They won’t not because they have to refunding the one million US dollars I spend in the uni.
      Shegu, iskoki, banzaye etc.
      Look for someone with Hausa violence to interpretation your head.

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  3. Onyeka

    I must Confession ds walahi, buhari go’mant(in hon.kazaurre’s voice) has killed us fa! Walahi I go to d mkt just ds hot afternoon to buy kunu aya n d mama say “pikin, na #80 now” from #50. Even Goodluck no rule us by d whip gaskiya

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  4. Adeleke Julianah

    Kingsley.
    I will have commented but my capacity of knowing is not reash to understood this big big grammatical.
    So will left for the peoples that go to school to commentator.
    Well done yu hia! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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    • HARD VOICES

      This my bloggadash is not for people who going to Harvard nursery school. I am the masses literature so anybody can talking his mind anyhow. I am not discriminations any one.
      So Julianna you have to burn your mind here and stop laughing inside my ears unless you have drinks enough fuel.
      Toh

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  5. Mal'ak

    I’m a pepper tree that is bended down to one side by your grammaticalization blonderism eructation. Lol! One of my rib falls off. Looking…..

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  6. myekleticafair

    Chai! Abasi mbok! DIs nah furofa terror by grammar walahi.

    Your expression though..I’m sure you (alongside many others) will prove to be a catalyst of the Nigerian literary renaissance (maybe a language called Nigerian, or Nigri will even emerge, the way English French and Italian emerged during the European renaissance…we shall save a bowdleristic sarcasm for you πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ )

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